8 Things Guys Need To Fix Before Approaching A Lady

First impression lasts long as this is peculiar to the way a guy presents himself before a lady.

Often times I have seen guys been rejected by ladies because they fail to do their homework exercise.

However, there are certain things guys need to fix before approaching a lady which are;

1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

2. Body and Mouth Odour

The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.

3. Bad Vocabulary

I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.

4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit

Kingtom and Jacksparrow1207 will not cease to amaze me as they sag trousers(torn jeans for that matter) to woo babes. No wonder mhizkel and co. reject their proposal like a visa application been rejected at american embassy. Their latest move is to customised females monikers as tattoo on their skin. See desperation to get girlfriend.

5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention

Yesterday I received the insult of my life when I used whistling sound to call ishilove's attention as if she is a "bingo". She gave me a resounding/dirty slap and promised to ban me for 10years *Abeg Ishilove na joke* E jooo oo!

6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal

Since ladies has tagged me and tosyne2much as "abooki fragrance boys", We had no option than to send kinglekan (our errand boy) to convey our message of love to those ladies we have feelings for. However, they rejected our bidding proposal as we have been completed relegated from wooing ladies. #Show of Shame#

7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence

This is peculiar to immature dudes who have lost self confidence like flying eagles and super falcons. Because they are timid to approaching ladies, they ask orijin101 to serve them bottles of beer to build fake esteem.

8. Claiming False Riches

I don't understand why some guys will subject themselves to becoming a figure of maga for ladies.
Some weeks ago, I board a keke heading to allen junction. Sitting between me and a guy was a pretty lady. That day I was not in wooing spirit because of the hunger eating my stomach. Few minutes after, the other guy brought out his chinko phone and press the call button ranting about his millions worth of container awaiting arrival @ apapa. I couldn't hold my laugh when the lady hissed so loud indicating the mumu should shut his mouth.
Guys stop proving what you are not, please

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Insurgency: LCBC To Spend N13bn On N’East, Others.

The Lake Chad  Basin  Commission said it had articulated an emergency development program of  about  N13 billion to complement the ongoing war on Boko Haram in the North-East and areas affected by insurgency.

The Executive Secretary of the LCBC, Sanusi Abdulahi, said this at the meeting of Ministers of Defence, Chiefs of Defence Staff of the  Lake Chad Basin  Commission member states and Benin in Abuja on Tuesday.

He noted that the Heads of State and Government of LCBC member states have directed the Commission to develop an emergency development initiative on the Boko  Haram security threat.

According to him, the Head of states and Government of LCBC member states had also  directed that the development initiative should be implemented in areas affected by the insurgency.

He said, “We have therefore articulated an emergency development programme for the sum of 38.5 billion francs or about  N13 billion and the money will be implemented as follows:  Region of Lac and Hadjar Lamis in Chad Republic, Far North Region of Cameroon, Regions of Diffa and Zinder in Niger Republic.

“Other areas where the development would be implemented include States of Borno, Adamawa, Gombe, Bauchi, Jigawa and Kano in Nigeria.”

Abdulahi stated that the overall objective of the programme, which would last 18 months in the first phase, is the reduction of poverty through the implementation of development activities in the regions.

The initiative, he added, would also combat the causes and conditions that precipitate insecurity, adding that the programme would specifically undertake actions that generate revenues through agro-pastoral, business enterprises.

“It will also strengthen the capacity of youth, women and vulnerable groups by financing social and professional integration skill acquisition,” he said

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Suarez set for Chiellini, Evra reunion

Luis Suarez

The Champions League final between Barcelona and Juventus on June 6 in Berlin will see the controversial Luis Suarez come up against two old enemies, AFP reports.

The Barcelona and Uruguay striker will be in direct opposition to Giorgio Chiellini and Patrice Evra in the Juve defence as the clubs battle it out to win the greatest prize in European club football.

Suarez was banned from football for four months after biting Italy’s Chiellini during the World Cup in Brazil last year, meaning he was unable to make his debut for Barcelona until the end of October following his summer move from Liverpool.

His controversial spell with Liverpool included being found guilty by an FA panel of racially abusing Evra during a match at Anfield in 2011 when the French defender was at Manchester United.

Suarez was later handed an eight-match ban and fined £40,000 ($63,000) but then refused to shake hands with Evra when they met again at Old Trafford later that season.-

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Falcons not listed in best goal award Falcons not listed in best goal award

Super Falcons celebrating after a victory at the 2011 African Women’s Championship in South Africa

No goal by Super Falcons made it to the final 15 goals nominated for the award of the best goal in the 24-year history of the FIFA Women World Cup.

However, two of the 15 nominated goals were conceded by the Nigeria female national team against Brazil and USA at the 1999 World Cup in the US.

The goals, scored by Sissi of Brazil and Cindy Parlow stand the chance of winning the award of the best goal so far in the history of the FIFA Women’s World Cup.

Falcons scored eight goals at that 1999 World Cup. Nkiru Okosieme scored three, Mercy Akide scored two, while Nkechi Egbe, Prisca Emeafu and Rita Nwadike got one each.

The 15 nominated goals were chosen form 625 goals scored so far in the history of the Women’s World Cup. The goals were scored by players like Marta of Brazil, Jin Pyol Hui of Korea, Hege Riise of Norway, Janni Johansen of Sweden, Alberta Sackey of Ghana and Abby Wambach of USA.

Fans are expected to cast their votes for their favourite goal on FIFA.com between May 11 and June 5, the eve of the kick off the 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup billed to hold in Canada.

Copyright PUNCH.

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Blues legend BB King dies at 89

Blues legend BB King has died in Las Vegas at the age of 89, his attorney has said.

King, who inspired a generation of mainstream guitarists, died late on Thursday, triggering shockwaves across social media, with stars from the music world lining up to pay tribute.

The 15-time Grammy award winner was considered one of the greatest guitarists of all time, and influenced a generation of rock guitarists from Eric Clapton to Stevie Ray Vaughan, having released more than fifty albums and sold millions of records worldwide.

Riley B King was born on September 16, 1925 in Itta Bena, Mississippi.

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Manchester United want all Arsenal’s targets – Wenger

Arsene Wenger

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger admits he is fearful that Premier League rivals Manchester United will splash the cash on his potential targets this summer.

United, who have already announced the addition of PSV winger Memphis Depay for a fee of €27.5 million ahead of next season, spent heavily at the same stage last year, bringing in Angel Di Maria, Ander Herrera, Luke Shaw, Marcos Rojo and Daley Blind for a combined fee of close to €200m.

And Wenger believes Louis van Gaal’s side will adopt a similarly big-spending approach this time around.

“I expect Manchester United to be active in the transfer market,” he told reporters. “Every player I am offered, Man Utd are already on his case!”

Arsenal travel to Old Trafford to take on Manchester United on Sunday, with the Gunners two points ahead of the Red Devils in third place.

Van Gaal endured a difficult start to life at Old Trafford but has now all but secured United’s return to the Champions League, and Wenger believes the Dutchman will help the club attract big names in the coming months.

“He has shown that he has the personality to be at a club of that size. We expect them to buy some strong players.”

A win for the Gunners on Sunday will secure a top-three finish, therefore seeing them avoid the Champions League playoffs in August, and Wenger admits he is keen to seal an automatic spot.

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NSCDC arrests phone thief in Jigawa

The Jigawa Command of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps said it has arrested a suspected ring leader of cell phone snatchers in Dutse on Thursday.

The corps Commandant in the state, Mr. Muhammad Gidado, told the News Agency of Nigeria in Dutse on Friday that the suspect was arrested in Takur quarters.

Gidado said the suspect, Auwalu Musa, was arrested by NSCDC detectives after series of complaints of cell phones stealing from people in the area.

“The syndicate specialised in stealing expensive cell phones which they hide in refuse dumps, and after gathering a reasonable number of them, they take them to Kano for sale,” he said.

Gidado said upon investigation, the suspect made confessional statement which was corroborated by some complainants who had lost their cell phones to the hoodlums.

The commandant said three smart phones; BlackBerry, Samsung Galaxy and Nokia were recovered from the suspect.

He said the suspect would soon be charged to court.

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Lovely Outfits!!...Nice Handbag

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Photo: Nollywood actor Osita Iheme Meets With Gov. Rochas Okorocha

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Fathia Balogun Looking so Fab in her natural hair....[See Photo]

Fathia Balogun stuns in her natural hair ......Looking so Fab!!

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D’banj ,and Others all celebrates Oritsefemi’s Manager’s Birthday Party...(Photos)

 D’banj ,Orezi, and Others Attend Oritsefemi’s Manager’s Birthday Party Mr. Danku on Monday, May 11th. He has managed a lot of Nigerian artistes before managing Oritsefemi who he is still with right now.....See more Photos below after the cut

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Photos: Pastor Adeboye donates ambulance to Israel

Pastor EA Adeboye yesterday May 13th through his church RCCG, donated an Ambulance to Zaka, Israel's disaster recovery organization. At the ceremony which held in Israel, the Mayor of Jerusalem, Nigerian Ambassador to Israel, a rep for Israeli Prime Minister were there. More photos after the cut..

Photo credit: Kola Oyeneyin

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Nah, this no be am! Photo credit: Karo Orovboni

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Photos: Karrueche & Christina Milian stun in white as they celebrate Kae's birthday

Chris Brown's ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran looked lovely in a white draped dress with a very low plunging neckline, while her BFF, singer Christina Milian looked sexy in a figure-hugging white dress as they headed out to a restaurant in LA yesterday to celebrate Karrueche's 27th birthday. See more photos after the cut...

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Man sneezes out toy in his nose after 44 years

When Steve Easton was about seven years old, his parents noticed that the suction cup was missing from one of his toy darts, and they were worried he had inhaled or swallowed it. So they took him to the hospital, but doctors couldn't find anything. Yet for decades, he's suffered from sniffles and headaches he thought were a result of allergies.

Now, 44 years later, it turns out his childhood doctors were wrong. In what must have been a powerful sneeze, accompanied by what he calls "a very uncomfortable sensation", the suction cup emerged from the now 51-year-old Easton's nose.

"I started a sneezing fit and it came out of my left nostril,” he says. “I thought, 'What’s this? Where the hell has this come from?' and pulled out this rubber sucker." Easton called his mom, who told him about the hospital visit which he had apparently forgotten.

Doctors at the time said perhaps she was mistaken about her son inhaling the suction cup, she said. "I knew it wasn’t a mistake and it’s always worried me, and now it has suddenly shot out. We are all shocked."

Easton carried the suction cup for a while and shared his story with family and friends but has thrown it away now.

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Barca Legend Xavi Has Becomes First Player To Appear 150 Times in Champions League-UCL

Barcelona’s Xavi Hernandez has become the first ever footballer to reach 150 Champions League appearances, after a cameo display against Bayern Munich on Tuesday. He is now ahead of Real Madrid legend Iker Casillas, who is currently on 149 appearances, but can level up if he plays against Juventus on Wednesday. The former Spain international replaced fellow midfielder Andres Iniesta in the second half, as Luis Enrique’s men lost 3-2 at the Allianz Arena. However, the Catalans are through to June’s final in Berlin, after they won the first leg 3-0 at the Nou Camp. Xavi has lifted the Champions League trophy three times and will have the chance to make it four next month

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Group cautions Jonathan over new appointments, contracts

The South-East Coordinator of Buhari Mass Movement, Mr. Steve Ndubuokwu, has asked President Goodluck Jonathan to stop making new appointments and reverse all contracts he awarded after the elections. Ndubuokwu said the recent appointments of Jonathan were questionable, urging the President not to continue with policies that could make the incoming government vindictive. He stated this while addressing a cross section of journalists in Owerri, the Imo State capital, on Tuesday. The group also condemned the severance packages to be paid to the President and top political appointees. The statement read, “How can a government award contracts that it will not be there to supervise? This is irrational and unacceptable. The N3.24bn to be paid to appointees, which is 300 percent of their basic salary, is outrageous and beyond our imagination. This amount can go a long way to build so many hospitals, provide infrastructure and repair federal roads in the country.” The group said it wondered why such an amount of money would be paid to a few people, whereas majority of Nigerians were living in abject poverty. It added, “Given the colossal amount of money being paid as salaries and allowances to political office holders, they do not need or deserve severance allowances.”

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University of Ibadan VC explains how student died

The Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan, Prof. Isaac Adewole, has given an account of how an undergraduate of the school, Mayowa Alaran pictured above, died last Thursday which resulted in major protests in the school. Fellow students of the deceased had alleged that their colleague who slumped while watching a match, passed away due to negligence by staff of the school's medical center. Speaking with newsmen in the school campus today May 13th, the Vice Chancellor debunked the students claims. What he said after the cut... "He carried out his normal activities earlier on Wednesday, May 6, 2015. Very early in the day, he attended the Gymnastics practical with other students in his Department (7.00 – 9.00 a.m.). He later went to attend the Induction Programme organized for fresh students in his department. He attempted to participate in a football match between his Department of Health Education and Human Kinetics and the Department of Library and Archival Studies (LARIS) in the afternoon, but could not due to the fact that he did not train with his department’s team. He thereafter returned to the faculty to attend a GES class that held between4.00 – 6.00p.m.It was from here that he later returned to Independence Hall to watch a football match between Barcelona and Bayern Munich relayed in the Junior Common Room, JCR. The match started at 7.45 pmthat evening. A generator was used to supply electricity to the JCR due to power outage that evening. The generator was placed about 50 meters away from the JCR. The student sat in the front row and was facing a non-rotating standing fan in the JCR. At about 30 minutes into the football match, a student sitting next to him observed that he had slumped and was motionless.​ The concerned student promptly carried him out of the JCR for resuscitation with the assistance of some medical students around who gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation" he said.

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APC govt will ask looters to return money – El-Rufai

Kaduna State Governor-elect and former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nasir el-Rufai, said on Tuesday that the incoming government of Muhammadu Buhari would ask corrupt politicians to return every kobo stolen by them. He also said that the Buhari administration would inherit a huge debt from the Goodluck Jonathan government. The governor-elect told executive members of the National Union of Textile Garments and Tailoring Workers of Nigeria, who visited him in Kaduna, that such politicians must be ready to return all ill-gotten funds after May 29. He however said those (politicians) who were not corrupt had no cause to fear. According to him, the measure was imperative because the All Progressives Congress-led government would be in a dire financial strait on assumption of office. El-Rufai said, “We will politely ask those who stole government money to return the funds. This is because the people, who are in government now, are there to work for themselves. But the APC government is made up of people who are ready to work for the masses and the betterment of the country. “We will work with the textile unions to ensure that the lives of the average Nigerians get better.” The ex-minister also decried the poor state of the textile industry in Kaduna State and gave assurance that his administration would revamp it. He lamented the current employment figure of 1,600 people in the textile sector, describing it as unacceptable. El-Rufai added that the textile industry in Kaduna alone used to employ about 33,000 workers. According to him , the APC government will revive the industry so that it can generate employment and impact on the lives of the people. He said, “We have met at a forum of northern governors-elect and we decided to ensure the revival of the textile industry. It is a shame that the largest economy in Africa imports textile materials from Senegal and other countries.” The President of the union, Oladele Hunsu, recalled el-Rufai’s feat as minister of the FCT and urged him (el-Rufai) to take steps towards reviving the textile industry.

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Too Much Money! Odunlade Adekola Opens Beauty Shop In Abeokuta (SEE Photos)

 Actor Odunlade Adekola launched his new business, D3 Executive Concept, a unis*x beauty salon and boutique in Abeokuta, Ogun State on Monday . See more photos below;

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